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Here we go.

A few countries would seem to have ( almost ) eliminated the virus from their societies. How did they manage that? Well they carried out mass testing, worked out exactly who had it and told them, then they used sophisticated and rigorous contact tracing to inform anyone who had been in the company of an infected person to be tested and go into isolation if they too had the virus. In the hospitals where the sick went, they had loads of extreme PPE measures in place to protect their medical staff from catching it, and the virus spreading. In the trains, planes and streets they carried out rigorous disinfection to kill the virus on hard surfaces so that people couldn’t contract it through touching stuff. The people were TOLD they had to stay indoors, and when out to buy food wear face masks and to socially distance Infection rates dropped and death rates slowed to a standstill. The virus literally disappeared. It only lives in people ( we hope ) and either the person dies, and the virus dies then too after a while, or the host ( the person ) has a robust immune system which kills off the virus inside their body. As borders are closed, no people with the virus can enter from abroad ( or if they do they are MADE to quarantine. In quarantine they are either found to be virus free, or they develop symptoms and recover or die, but the virus is contained. The people of the country are left in no doubt that the virus is deadly and potentially ruinous to society, so has to be eliminated. Goods coming into the country will not enter contaminated with the virus because any virus on the goods will have died in transit, or been killed by spraying the goods vehicles. It’s actually not rocket science.

I’ll copy and paste the above and put a ✅ or a cross ❌ next to each action to denote whether Britain has done it or not. The UK has the most deaths in Europe, and the virus is widespread in the population, yet the talk now is of removing the lockdown ….🤦‍♂️

Some countries would seem to have ( almost ) eliminated the virus from their societies. How did they manage that? Well they carried out mass testing ❌worked out exactly who had it and told them❌, then they used sophisticated and rigorous contact tracing❌ to inform anyone who had been in the company of an infected person to be tested and go into isolation if they too had the virus. In the hospitals where the sick went, they had loads of extreme PPE measures in place ❌to protect their medical staff from catching it, and the virus spreading. In the trains, planes and streets they carried out rigorous disinfection❌ to kill the virus on hard surfaces so that people couldn’t contract it through touching stuff. The people were TOLD they had to stay indoors❌, and when out to buy food wear face masks ❌and to socially distance ✅Infection rates dropped and death rates slowed to a standstill. ❌The virus literally disappeared. ❌It only lives in people ( we hope ) and either the person dies, and the virus dies then too after a while, or the host ( the person ) has a robust immune system which kills off the virus inside their body. As borders are closed, no people with the virus can enter from abroad❌ ( or if they do they are MADE to quarantine. In quarantine ❌they are either found to be virus free, or they develop symptoms and recover or die, but the virus is contained. The people of the country are left in no doubt that the virus is deadly and potentially ruinous to society❌, so has to be eliminated. Goods coming into the country will not enter contaminated with the virus because any virus on the goods will have died in transit, or been killed by spraying the goods vehicles❌. It’s actually not rocket science.

So there you have it then. The second wave will be a tsunami of deaths, because the UK authorities have been too weak.‘ Civil liberties ‘ are put before public health, and political correctness ensures that the really vulnerable aren’t aware. It’s older, fatter men that die. The older and more unhealthy you are, the less chance you have. The educated exercise more than the uneducated, because they are smart enough to realise that being healthy makes you live longer in general. In the UK older white cleverer people exercise more than poorer black and Asian people ( who are consequently in worse physical health ) , so are less likely to die. Of course there are exceptions, but I’m generalising. Many people have undiagnosed health issues that make them less able to fight the virus, but in the main the fitter, younger, and leaner and stronger you are, the less chance you’ll cop it.
In the US most people are unfit, huge numbers are obese, and most aren’t clever enough to realise that their poor self care might well kill them, once they ‘ exercise their Right To Roam ‘ and catch it. Millions will die. Only a vaccine will stop it.
The UK will be the epicentre of the virus in Europe.

We are on the brink of the mass infection and death to the ‘ weak ‘.
Darwinism perfectly illustrated.

Si si

Today i was in Morrison’s, and saw a Mexican buying 10 paellas, piles of nachos, crates of sol and 20 sombreros.

I thought to myself – what the fuck is he up to ? and then i realised that it was Hispanic buying. ..

True story

💥!

So after what? 5 weeks of restrictions I get ( suddenly?) identified as vulnerable…

Yesterday I got an email from ASDA saying that I could have a priority slot because I’m vulnerable ( tho actually on the website it didn’t seem to recognise me as such and the first available slot is in 15 days….. booked! And then I get a call from Hounslow Council, and then today I get a food parcel turn up!

It’s a while since I’ve had Mighty White sliced bread and tinned pork, along with a tin of Del Monte fruit cocktail ( and other delights ) but hey I’m not going to starve… mind you for all the lack of urgency in the Vulnerable Response Team, I could have wasted away and died by now.

🦷

This dentistry malarkey in the lockdown. No dental appointments available when my front tooth came out again.
This time I thought I’d give it a proper go. I mean how hard can it be, working blind inside your own mouth?

But I used a bit of nous and reasoned that the reason it wasn’t staying in was cos the tooth had bits of dental glue on it that made it not fit in properly… so I kinda shaved all the bits off that I thought were glue rather than tooth.
Hey Presto! It fitted in much better.

Superglue again – this time not getting it on my fingers. Last time, that happened and I had this tooth stuck between the finger and my thumb of my left hand, when actually I wanted to put it in with my right hand. … it wasn’t my finest hour.

But this time … different story!

I’ll add dentistry to the list of my, er, talents then.

See here for all you need for home crown replacement ..

Ffs

My daughter Lily socially distancing threw me a few little chocolate rock cakes over my fence the other day, having also gone to the pharmacy to collect medicines for me.

There’s a reason they are called rock cakes, as became apparent to me when I bit into one and my front tooth broke off.

It’s a great time to lose a front tooth, when you can’t get a dental appointment for any reason other than absolutely stark risk of death from an abscess that has taken over your whole head… so obviously I tried superglue.

It’s wonky and wobbly, but hey it’s ok looking from a social distance!

And we think WE have problems…

As years of violence hopefully come to an end with the signing of a new peace agreement in the Democratic Republic of Congo, a survey of mortality estimates that the ongoing humanitarian crisis has claimed some 5.4 million lives since 1998.

According to figures released last week by the International Rescue Committee, the legacy of conflict continues to result in as many as 45 000 deaths every month.

“The conflict and its aftermath, in terms of fatalities, surpass any other since the second world war,” said the relief agency’s president, George Rupp.

“Congo’s loss is equivalent to the entire population of Denmark or the state of Colorado perishing within a decade. Although Congo’s war formally ended five years ago, ongoing strife and poverty continue to take a staggering toll. We hope this week’s peace agreement in North Kivu will mean an end to the hostilities and a restart of reconciliation and recovery efforts.”

Could be far worse.

Me and Wendy are having a lot of sex dressed in full PPE.
You can’t be too careful, I say.

It’s great. As she’s in a mask I can pretend it’s whoever I want.

This week I’ve been shagged by Anthea Turner, Uhura off Star Trek and Kylie.