Some stats

GP’s work an average of 3 days a week

When the Greenland icecap melts the seas will have risen by 8 metres. That’s most coastal cities under water.
When Antarctica melts there’ll have been another 30 metres sea rise. That’s massive land mass shrinkage globally.

A Queen termite can live up to 50 years.
An insect living for FIFTY YEARS?!
She lays an egg every 3 seconds.

Wild animals now only represent 4% ( by mass ) of all the land animals on Earth.
That’s NINETY SIX percent that are domestic pets/ bred for human consumption.

So move to Milton Keynes.