And in Portugal I was most looking forward to seeing my brother from another mother – Lee the dirty Scouser.
The day we were to meet …. He had a bloody heart attack!!!
The lengths he goes to to avoid me. 🤦‍♂️

Anyway, he’s not dead.
He’s not even still in hospital.

Either it was a weeny one or he’s so dead hard that he just brushed it off.

( trust me, it’s not the second option!! 😂)