Because I have skim cancer tendencies, I have to put on Factor 50 when the sun comes out. Weirdly though it seems to make me more tanned than using nothing at all ( where I go red before I eventually go brown.
Anyway, my help ( G ) was putting some on my back, and said ‘ ooh, you’ve got the Smurf lotion ‘

Hmmmm… that’ll be the kids blue cream that is Factor 50 then… well I can’t even pronounce Piz Buin let alone feel like spending extra on it.

So if it’s a sunny day in Wesr London, and you see a smurf in a wheelchair, going fast, then that’ll be me.

Please shout out something Smurfy!