I’ve got new Carers. One is a lady, and one is a man. She’s married with grown children and he’s a gay man, not married . One of them is better at most tasks, and the other is better at one or two. I asked him if he’d like to get down on his hands and knees and get dirty. Without hesitation he said yes.

I said the garden needs weeding and the trowel is in the shed.

Not sure why he looked disappointed?