KT TUNSTALL…. yes she can definitely sing.

But Christ can she talk crap? After her first ( of many many ) long and irritating ‘ funny stories ‘ I was thinking to myself ‘ God if she was my girlfriend, I’d certainly be asking, if not telling her, to shut up..’ – for her sake more than for mine. She just needs to sing a lot more and talk A LOT less. She has that terrible trait whereby she thinks she’s being entertaining, but doesn’t realise that when only 1 percent of the audience laughs, it is a large clue that she isn’t doing that well… but trust me, that REALLY didn’t stop her.

It dawned on me that all 5 in her band were female, and a quick google suggested that she ‘ bats for the other side ‘ … which is lovely for her, but perhaps she needs a few fellas around to tell her to zip it occasionally. I got the impression that she’s surrounded herself with Yes people that indulge her, rather than ground her. At one point she went round the band and asked each of them what their favourite dessert was… they all looked a bit embarrassed actually. If the audience is all over 8 years old then perhaps think of different questions, KT?

But I’m sure she’s a lovely lady!

The show was supposed to last 2 hours I think but she crapped on so much that when we decided to leave after 2 hours, she was still going strong ( well, talking shite ).

KT’s singing 8/10. KT as an experience 4/10 for me…and I wouldn’t do it again.

Shame.

Anyway tonight it’s Heaven here we come!

I also have extremely sore eyes atm. I have a raging blepharitis issue that is incredibly distracting. At least it takes my mind off being paralysed…!

Good to see Nick H the other night. His older brother was killed by a car, whilst cycling a few years ago. Dangerous stuff, isn’t it ? Nick promised his mum that he wouldn’t cycle again, and he hasn’t. I’d say that’s a reasonable reaction.