One of my Carers does make me laugh. She was telling me about a time when she went to the cinema with a couple of guys. The guys were playing with names by swapping the first letters of their names around – like Din Viesel and Rulia Joberts etc.
They’d stopped doing it for a while and she went to buy some snacks. When the lady at the counter asked what she wanted, my carer said I’d like Large Cock Porn please…
Oh deary me….
That’s the kinda story KT T ought to have in her repertoire…
I remember when I went to the Hairdressers once and instead of asking for a Blow Dry I asked for a Blow Job. Still makes me laugh. Love Marge x