I went to see, with my friend Kerry McSq, a play tonight in town.. currently the hot ticket.
It’s called The Unicorn.

If you don’t know.. a unicorn is the name given to a ( younger ) female introduced into a heterosexual marriage ( bedroom ) to spice up the sex.
The unicorn bit comes from the fact that these willing and younger ( attractive ) females that would want to do that, are extremely rare.
If you find one that ticks all those boxes that isn’t a serial killer/ blackmailer or convict / sex traffic victim.. then you are indeed ‘ lucky ‘.

I know a bit about this anyway, because I did briefly date a lady a few years ago who after her marriage had ended, said she’d embarked on a journey of sexual discovery, and had got involved as a Third Wheel in a marriage.

She had described herself as a Unicorn… though at the time I did think that ( although she wasn’t altogether unattractive ) I certainly wouldn’t have put her into the ‘ mythical creature’ category.

That would have been certainly contrary to the Fairytale Descriptions Act, if there was one.
I won’t mention her name of course.

Donkey with an ice cream cone held onto her head with an elastic band… comes to mind.