I just took delivery of a small hand drill so I can do things to help myself – put in various low level storage hooks.

Boris unpacked, obviously after I’d asked him to, not before…..

He then said ‘ Have you ever done a military drill ) slow voice stylée.

Recognising that this was a crap play on words, I just said ‘ no ‘

He then slowly explained his hilarious pun to me.. I smiled briefly.

I really don’t want to encourage him tbh.