All happening.

My chumma Kerry n I saw an absolutely brilliant play on Wednesday at the Donmar Warehouse. If you get the chance to see The Fear of 13, then go.
It’s about a fella that was wrongly convicted of a murder and spent 22 years on Death Row.
He was eventually released… as he wasn’t guilty ( in the slightest ). I won’t give away the storyline in case you go. It’s a true story too.
Incredible. Sad, Happy.

It was great to see my buddy Rob, after his 72 miles run. That’s a long way on his little legs.
He got to mine early and I wasn’t there, as I was at the Goldie Lookin Chain with Leigh, in Camden.
Gig was hilarious, and scandalously.. Leigh did a runner from the place we had chips and a beer. Not sure what you call a runner in a wheelchair? A wheeler, I suppose.
I assumed we had paid, so was oblivious to the crime i became an unwitting accomplice in.
That Leighton ( his full name ) won’t go to heaven.
Anyway, I had realised that there was absolutely no food at all in my flat ( because I never eat anything ) and so on the Triride race back to Brentford, I figured it was the least I could do to try and get 72 mile and starving Rob some food.
Thanks to the little fella who ( struggled like f*** ) to hoik me up the high step into the kebab shop in Chiswick.
I thought I’d bought just the thing when I got a takeaway lamb kebab with chilli sauce, for Rob. I sped back and apologised for the food free fridge , and then played my trump redemption card with the bringing out ( from my jacket ) the kebab.
Well who’d have thought a starving man would turn up his nose at something containing lettuce.. and chilli ?
Never mind. He did drink red wine instead, albeit whilst practically comatosed.
The kebab then fed me for 2 whole days, and I didn’t even eat the bread bit. Like I said, I don’t eat ( a lot ).

Me n GG drove what seemed like hundreds of miles to see my ex girlfriend, Wendy on Tuesday. Gawd, isn’t driving dull? A Triride is far more of a laugh, but i know that you have to have a wheelchair to get one. Not for everyone, that.

Lovely to see the girl and belatedly celebrate her birthday. Thanks to the same ( crime lord ) Leighton for coming too, along with his law abiding wife, Bev.
It was a laugh… probably the highlight was GG’s telling of the time she ( innocently ?) put a dead fox is someone’s bin. 😳

Saw a very funny comedian on Sunday. His lady support act was very good too. Thanks to my Scottish ‘Jilly’ Krankee friend for coming along.

Me n SuzySue saw Scouting for Girls on Thursday in Shepherd’s Bush ( just above Shepherds Balls, if you don’t know it ) and they were as good as ever. The venue was ( rightly ) packed.

Tonight I see a play in Richmond, called Filumena. Sounds a bit Irish to me? It stars the lovely Felicity Kendal. She was my fantasy woman when I was about 15, but I’ll spare you any more details about that.

Oh, and about 6 weeks ago I was ‘ interviewed’ whilst at the South Bank. A ‘ film crew ‘ asked me ‘ What’s the worst thing that has ever happened to you ?’ I said ‘ well… I’ll try to keep it brief.. but there’s a fair bit that happened pretty much all at the same time ‘
I had no idea what the filming was about, and I didn’t ask either.
But an edited version of the conversation seems to have gone a bit viral, on line. 😳

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