Mate,
Can’t tell you how brilliant it was for you to be at ours on Friday. No matter whether people were successful in business, Olympic idiots or idiots I went to school with, or my ‘proper’ mates – unfortunately you’re in that category although I haven’t exhibited it enough recently – everyone behaved as badly and irresponsibly as each other. I can’t imagine how difficult/frustrating/unenjoyable those situations are but hopefully you enjoyed everyone being so busy being pissed to pay any attention to anything.

Rest easy big guy,
J