I get a train from Brentford to London Waterloo.
Then I get onto a train from there, going to Sevenoaks ( and beyond ).
The trouble is that I’m now at Beyond, since the guard never came to get me off at Sevenoaks.
I ask a fellow passenger to shout for the guard. A lady one eventually saunters up … then is absolutely mortified to find out that no one had told her I was on the train, let alone that she was supposed to get me off ( the train .. )
Now I’m 2 stops further away, because at the next stop I can’t leave the train, because the station itself is below road level, down a flight of steps, and there’s no lift.
Now I’m in Tonbridge
Ok, now I’m off, and someone escorted me off and up a lift, and over a bridge, and down a lift, and onto a train.
Back to Sevenoaks.
Where hopefully I’ll get off.
Ahhh every day is a bloody adventure, isn’t it.