So I went to see my urologist yesterday.
I went because he wanted a fresh specimen to test, and also to supply me with a new therapy – called cystastatine.
We had a chat and he said that when I went in a few weeks ago and I had a test , he was surprised by the results. He said that it’s not just about the bugs in the urine, it’s about the amount of white blood cells – the measure of inflammation.
He said that my count was 600.
I said – is that high? What’s normal?
He said – normal is zero.
600 is VERY High.
See – told you I’ve been ill.

Spike Milligan said that first.
He copied me though, I reckon.
He had a dream and a premonition that I would say it.