Today, after a shockingly bad night in bed, followed eventually by sleep, I’ve spent 2 hours talking to my lawyer, followed by THREE HOURS on the loo.

The process is pretty awful, and the skin of what’s left of my once fine ass is broken, leaving a fair bit of blood on the loo seat.

It’s 4pm and that’s all I’ve been able to do today.

Life isn’t a bed of roses.