My mate Paul and his blind dog Bolt have now started ‘ starring’ in TV commercials for Blind Dogs.

I said to Paul

I knew from the moment I saw Bolt that he was heading places.
What you gonna do Paul once he’s the new Lassie and livin the dream in LA ?

Paul laughed…
I said .. I can see it now …

‘ what’s happened Bolt ?’

‘ Paul’s fallen down the well !?’

( barking )

‘ What Bolt, you told him he should be more careful, the blind fucker ?’