Thank God I’ve only got a cat?

From the paper:

A dog is supposed to be man’s best friend, but you wouldn’t wish this pooch on your worst enemy.
The dog’s owner, a paralyzed man in Trumann, Ark., recently adopted the “small white fluffy” stray in hopes of having a loving animal companion, according to
Instead, the dog had to be euthanized after it bit off one of the man’s testicles while he was asleep on Monday morning.
The man, who told police he has no feeling from the waist down, woke up with a “burning pain” in his mid-section.
He looked down and found his newly adopted dog between his legs, according to
The 39-year-old victim told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed his dog had blood on its feet and muzzle.
That’s when he also realized that the dog had eaten one of his testicles, WMC-TV reported.

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