Great to see the English girls win the Euros.
Of course on closer analysis, it’s not just English girls, it’s English lesbians that play football.
Only one of the England team was heterosexual. That’s 8%.
It’s clear that in order to perpetuate this success there needs to be a clear strategy where lesbians are identified at a young age and encouraged to play football.
There’s no point in being all ‘ inclusive’ about it, where it’s ‘ football for all girls in schools’ We need a ruthless system where we focus on winning the major trophies, not fanny around ( excuse the wording ) with the straight girls. What’s the point? It’s a waste of resources. Women’s football isn’t cash rich enough to squander money needlessly.

Encourage the heterosexual girls into other sports like netball, where most will give up when they get iPhones anyway, and have centres of sporting excellence for our lesbians.
Boxing, girl football and rugby for example will all improve with a better calibre of hardcore lesbians all competing against each other for team places.

Obviously you’d have to bring back communal showers for them as part of the reward system.