Christ, as a wheelchair user I get my own ‘box’ at the back – 2 seats , a lift etc. 

We saw ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’. 

Di Capprio as an 80’s trader, loving and living life totally hedonistically, until his inevitable plummet. 

There’s a scene in it where he’s taken a cocktail of drugs that kick in and render him partially paralysed. As he flounders around on the ground for about 10 minutes the audience are howling with laughter. I think if they had to experience that every day they might not find it so funny. 

I sort of switched off after that scene. 

Maybe next time I’ll go and watch The Smurfs or something.