Bloody hell. As I am so disturbingly fascinated, I have been counting. It’s now 5.10 in the afternoon, and since 11am my side has farted loudly TWENTY FIVE times.
How am I ever going to get a girlfriend…?
Hang on, make that 26 now.
Back on Track
Supporting people with Spinal Injuries. Also, Russ Dawkins' blog
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