I’m almost certainly buggered then..

That’s because every time I wheel into an elevator on the Underground or at a railway station, the lift has at least one Chinese person in it, and possibly what looks like half a village…

Well I’m bound to get Corona virus eventually from all that statistical risky exposure, aren’t I ? And then I’ll be wheeling it about all over the place, like a rabid coughing extra from a Mad Max film.

Just saying.

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