Ever since my injury I’ve had the strangest ( consistent ) memory lapse  –  I’m never quite sure what year it is?

I often think it’s 2017 already, and have done for a while. Maybe that’s my desperation to catch up on lost time?

I bought a book called Embarrassing Dad Jokes ( something like that  ) today.

Kids aren’t supposed to laugh at their Dad’s jokes, is the idea.

Mine did though, at these ones.

Their favourite was  –

What goes Peck Peck Peck Peck Peck Boom ?

A chicken in a minefield.

Perhaps that says says a lot about my kids?!