Russ,

My eldest boy got suspended—was not allowed in school for 2 days– for slapping a girls arse—had a fight with another boy whose mother came into school to complain about the mess his face was in—go caught helping himself to beer from a tap in a bar whilst on a school trip—then ended up as Head Boy—I bollocked him of course but you’re right you need a bit of personality to get on in this day and age of PC madness I think!

His middle brother isn’t much better having once received a further detention whilst in detention….