A joke….

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews
course. A green keeper shouts: ‘Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s ****e
an pish!’
The golfer replies: ‘My Good fellow, I’m from England. Could you repeat that
for me, in English!?’
The keeper replies: ‘I said, use two hands – you’ll spill less that way!


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