Saw the world’s worst play last night.
If you go to watch Single White Female ( brilliant film back in the day ) ‘ starring’ Kym Marsh and Lisa Faulkner… you’ll spend more time laughing than you do being shocked.
Given it’s supposed to be a thriller, that’s probably not what they wanted.

At the end, Marsh ‘falls’ backwards out of the 20th floor window.. to her death.
Had they put the window a bit lower, she wouldn’t have to have so obviously jumped backwards out of it…. another comical moment.

Kerry was a bit drunk and gets a bit ‘ intolerant of mediocrity’ when she is…. she must have said ‘ ffs this is like a school play’ about 20 times.

So not quite what we had expected then.

Kerry was nevertheless very excited to have been ( apparently ) chatting to celebrities at the bar, and regaled me again and again with her interval stories. She was particularly unimpressed by the celebrities calling the interval .. half time.

Fun day out nonetheless, having watched the Bees hang on to 7th place when drawing with Fulham.

Good day !