Monthly Archives: August 2013

Happy anniversary from mummy and daddy Dawkins x

Happy Anniversary to you both. In some ways Russ the most important one of all. We came so close to losing you. It makes me cry just thinking that very thought. And here you are, going for life as you never have before. You fill me with admiration , I couldn’t be prouder of you and your darling wife , my amazing daughter -in-law. Enjoy today, we shall be thinking of you both . All our love as always Mum and dad xxxxxxxxxxx

Bret’s joke!

NHS COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.’ ‘What do you mean?’ Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. ‘Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can’t tell which is which.’ ‘That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?’ questioned Mrs. Sanders. ‘Normally we can, but the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests one time.’ ‘Well, what am I supposed to do now?’ ‘Your local NHS Trust recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with