I went to Kew the Music last night.
The ‘ headline ‘ act was Alison Moyet who was once part of a very big act called Yazoo.
She was very good, as was the singer from The Feeling who was a last minute support act.

Alison was a chunky monkey back in the day but now she’s slim. Good girl !

I was on the wheelchair platform – which didn’t seem to be so much for people like me, who have had disabling accidents… but for people who have eaten so much and are now so massive, that they stop walking and get NHS wheelchairs.
Whales in wheelchairs.
Maybe that should be an official category of society.

I ( kind of reluctantly ) got into a conversation with one 25 stoner, who told me she was a Druid.
A Druid ?
A Whale Druid ( I was thinking to myself)

As opposed to a Welsh Druid, that maybe I could become if I did the BTec in it.
Presumably they do that in universities now.

How can anyone go around and tell people with a straight face that they are a Druid?
Shouldn’t she be tall and lean with a long beard and a staff?
Rather than being 25 stone and in an NHS wheelchair, no doubt living off benefits and at an Alison Moyet posh gig in Kew Gardens?

What happened to the thin other half of Yazoo?
I think possibly Alison Moyet ate him one day.