Kids ( mostly boys ) make me laugh, with their somewhat morbid fascination with my condition.

‘So can you feel this?’ – pressing in my leg..

No.

‘What about this?’ – pressing harder.

No.

What if I stabbed you?

No, wouldn’t feel it.
But I would bleed.

What if I set fire to your leg?

No, wouldn’t hurt at all.

Wow, that must be SOOO cool…!

Not really, to be honest.