Went to the theatre with my Ex last night.
No! Not ex wife ( that would be the miracle of the century ) … my ex ( Karen ).
We saw Our Town, starring Michael Sheen. It was very Welsh… so quite tidy.
To me it seemed like a modern version of Under Milk Wood… though easier to understand!

I definitely recommend it.

Recently I’ve seen a few lovely friends- Rob and Belinda ( lots of wine seems to disappear when I see them ) and Leighton Jones ( tidy boy that he is ) and last night Kerry McS ( also to the theatre ).
During the interval, the 45 ish year old attractive lady sat in front of me came back from the loo ( it seemed ) and sat down again.
Except she now had a foot of toilet paper hanging from the back of her jeans.

When a girl does that with the toilet paper, what does it actually mean?
That the bit she wiped with is still in her knickers?
How does it even happen??

Explain please, someone.

I wanted to tell her of course, but Kerry kept stopping me? Wouldn’t you want to know? I thought it was the right thing to do, and actually as it was still dangling down at the end, I did tell her.
She was ever so fast to grab it, but I’m not sure she wanted to stop and chat.

K had been on a date and was even more excited than usual ( think puppy ) as she had been kissed.
Middle Aged Women turn into teenagers when they online date… sometimes. Very amusing to witness, fair play.