I went to a party tonight. It’s definitely the case that once you are in a wheelchair you get invited to stuff less and often ( it’s the ‘ well what if he/ she can’t get into the loo ?! ‘ etc for a start ..) but my good friend Russ sees beyond that and invites me every year.
Thanks so much to my date, Kerry M, for her help/ company/ dance floor accompaniment … since I an currently officially single … and to Russ and Yolanda for the invite.
It was a real laugh tbh, despite the presence of an ‘ old life of mine ‘ couple that were both very rude/ ignorant to me. OK so now that I’m in a wheelchair you can forget all the hospitality that I gave you pre injury for 30 years and treat me like scum?
Once upon a time, a long time ago, I was somewhat infamous for sneaking my urine into people’s pints … and once you know how.. well you don’t find it particularly difficult, because people definitely don’t expect it!
So it was very satisfying to see these 2 people sup on my wee ( as sterile as it it almost certainly, is to be fair )
So Cheers Both ! Great night all round!
You shocker, Dawkins! LOL!
Wouldn’t wanna let you down Lisa! X
Wouldn’t want to upset you 😳😳😳😬
Oh don’t worry… I wouldn’t dream of weeing in YOUR drink ! X