I just,  by accident, put the telly onto Coronation Street.

A bald bloke was just shooting a woman in a wedding dress, and then he got stabbed immediately by another woman, right in his sternum, presumably leading to his death. I don’t know for sure as I turned over straight away.

The last time I even saw it briefly Hilda was talking to Stan about tea bags.

Christ. What’s the world come to?