In the middle of the ‘ underpants pulling up’ process, i look down and say ‘ Fran, those aren’t my pants?’ She’s like saying ‘ what’d you mean, not your pants ?’
‘ Well I don’t have any Pringle pants’… ( I mean who actually does?! )
I ask her to pull them off and we take a closer look at the slightly spangly Pringle silver insignia on the waistband. Then I look at the size ( bigger ass than my own ).
My soon to be ex wife’s secret boyfriend’s underwear has been now been worn by myself….. which I’m very amused by…
Does he want them back?
I may have leaked a little turd in them? Who knows – I can’t tell….
If anyone out there wants a pair of size XL pre worn by ( at least ) 2 blokes pair of Pringle slightly glittery insignia’d underpants ( in black ) then please write in ….