My buddy Rob has dropped off the pace in his bike race, having ‘had the shits’ for 4 days. Cycling with diarrhoea is a bad combination.
Being paralysed and having the shits is a worse combination, as you have no idea when your arse is going to empty. It’s not as though you can jump up out of the chair and rush to the pan….
As I do actually have the shits myself, and now have a handy little bag that it goes into, I am spared the repetitive humiliation of that eventuality.
So there you go – one plus already….