Maybe it’s my diet?

Bloody hell. As I am so disturbingly fascinated, I have been counting. ┬áIt’s now 5.10 in the afternoon, and since 11am my side has farted loudly TWENTY FIVE times.

How am I ever going to get a girlfriend…?


Hang on, make that 26 now.

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