Recognise this situation ?
I do, often.
Oh shit there’s ******
He’s in a wheelchair! I heard about an accident?! Shit !
Oh shit there’s ******** she’s wearing a wig and has lost 3 stones, just like someone who might have cancer and is undergoing chemotherapy !?
Oh shit there’s XXXXX I’m sure he used to have TWO real legs, not one that’s made of plastic ??!
What the hell? What do I say?? What facial expression shall I pull??!
Got it! He/ she’s got a slight tan! Phew!
‘ Hey! You’re looking so brown!! Where’ve you just been for your holidays?! How long for?? How was the flight/ yes, awful that airport , the queues ! I was delayed for half an hour there once ! Anyway, good to see you looking so well, byyyyeeeee…..
Think I got away with that.
Didn’t I ?