Im in Stanmore hospital, waiting for my Sex Appointment.
The letter was entitled ‘ Vibrator’.
Im not sure what bit they’re going to vibrate, or where they’re going to insert it?
Perhaps they’re going to give me tips on how to use one on a female ? God knows, or rather the appropriately named Sharon WOOD does…
Perhaps she strips and tries to get me in the mood…. I have no idea..
I’ll tell you what happens next..!