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  • My Aunty sent this message yesterday.

    Yes Russ been very poorly.  Doctor been ringing me every day, haven’t  been able to breath  couldnt get any oxygen  into my lungs, never been so frightened. Nothing any […]

  • Russ wrote a new post, Bozza 18 hours, 19 minutes ago

    I see that Boris is in Social Assholeation then…..

    ( and yes, I made that word up ! – remember where you heard it first! )

  • Credit to the person who made this 🤣Found the person who made this https://www.facebook.com/ZacClaytonImpressions

    Posted by Lewis Quinn on Thursday, 26 March 2020

  • Having ( wisely perhaps ) Pre empted the rush on hair clippers and hair cutting scissors by buying both, Wendy cut loose on my hair yesterday…. it’s not like I’m bothered by the outcome particularly ( well it […]

  • Russ wrote a new post, Ffs 1 day ago

    Jesus the questions being asked and read out on the BBC….

    ‘ should I drink a drink that someone has just sneezed on ?’

    Errr. Well what would you normally do?? How often has this happened to you in you […]

  • How long can I last….?

    Before I turn into Humpty Dumpty….

  • Feeling a bit claustrophobic in the lockdown?

    The thing is that I’m used to catastrophic lifestyle restrictions. 7 years now.

    For me and those like me it’s not anything like the shock you are going thr […]

  • “Darling…fancy putting on a nurses uniform”?

    “Ooh, cheeky boy…you feeling horny”?

    “Nah…we’ve run out of bread”!

  • Russ wrote a new post, The New World 5 days ago

    This is what’ll happen in the absence of a cure of vaccine. Most countries have acted far too slowly to contain Covid 19. People aren’t following social distancing guidelines and in any case are still going to […]

  • Russ wrote a new post, Oh no?! 5 days, 18 hours ago

    What occurs to me big style as a resident of West London is what will happen to all the blonde and beautiful yummy mummies over 45, who by social distancing from their hairdressers and Botox delivering doctors, […]

  • We’re tracking the latest on the coronavirus outbreak and the global response. 

    More than 99% of Italy’s coronavirus fatalities were people who suffered from previous medical conditions, according to a […]

  • From friends around the world. QatarJust came back from Qatar where I (and everyone) has to go a screening going in and out. I’m not socialising.  Ty

    Spain Yea we are not allowed out at all. It’s crazy over h […]

  • Anthony Afan made me buy one of these….

    Somebody call a vet!These swans are SICK…!

  • Here in West London the number of dead people doesn’t seem to be of great concern. However due to stockpiling, supermarkets are reporting a shortage of fennel and balsamic vinegar, with a pandemic of shrieking b […]

  • Well I can say that I don’t think Londoners are taking this pandemic seriously. It was pretty quiet 2 days ago as I wheeled down the streets, but yesterday the roads were busy, as were the pavements. What I d […]

  • Russ wrote a new post, Corona… 1 week, 5 days ago

    It’s odd isn’t it, that the people who are in positions of information giving about Corona, aren’t following best practice. The news presenters definitely aren’t sitting a metre apart, and Government ministe […]

  • As things are quite rightly cancelled all around us, I wondered what to do about my theatre booking tonight. If it’s on and you don’t go then you won’t get a refund, but if it’s cancelled then you usually would g […]

  • Russ wrote a new post, From Rob C…. 2 weeks ago

    I keep fantasising that I’m Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and occasionally, Bing Crosby.

    Think I’ve got crooner virus.

  • I’m in the HIGH RISK category of copping it if I get Corona’fied.

    Am I bovvered…?

    Nahhhhh!

  • There’s a new film coming out this week. It’s a remake of an oldie and it’s called The Invisible Man.

    I got a text from Wendy today –

    ‘We should go and see the invisible man xxx‘

    Ha! I said. You can’t […]

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