Two people go cycling in France. One gets back safely.
The other suffers a horrific crash. He nearly dies, is airlifted to hospital where upon he does in fact die and is brought back to life again. He then is on lift support for weeks. He suffers broken ribs, punctured lungs and severers his spine. Eventually he ends up in Stoke Manville, in a wheel chair and has to go through the agony of relearning the very basics of living again.
Come the end of the year GUESS WHICH C*#* GOES SKIING FIRST?