Becoming a dab hand at cutting my own hair ..
No girlfriend to help, and a carer that is worried she’ll cut my ears off ( I think ) so I’ve no choice.
Its THINNING SCISSORS that are the key. They sort of cut every other hair, rather than the whole length off, so when you cut into a big thick bit of hair, you end up with it a lot smaller but the same length as before. Genius, whoever invented those.